FUNNY GRAFFITi 

 

 

laugh and the world laughs with you

              -snore and you sleep alone

 

six munfs ago I cudn’t even spel executiv .now I am butter.

 

bruce lee is not dead

 -he’s just kicking around somewhere

 

is there any intelligent life on earth ?

      yes but I’m only visiting

 

 

never put off to tomorrow what you can avoid altogether

 

 

this is where napolean tore his boneapart

 

einstein rules relatively ok

queen elizabeth rules uk

amnesia rules……er…….um

pessimists rule -not ok!

lethargy rulezzzzzzzz

absolute zero rules 0’k

break rules ok?

*enough is enough…….ok!

 

drive carefully ....don’t kill a child

                       -wait for teacher

do you have trouble making up your mind?

                         -well, yes and no.

 

*LOST! One science teacher after last Thursday’s experiment

 

the only way to avoid mistakes is to gain by experience. The only way to gain experience …is to make a mistake.

 

father of ten shot dead………mistaken for a rabbit

old accountants never die ,they just lose their balance

a man’s best friend is his dogma.

   

if we learn from our mistakes then I am getting a   fantastic education

evil spelt backwards is live

 

     

was oscar wilde?

 just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

happiness can’t buy money

 

he who finds fault in his friend’s has faulty friends

smile -things may get worse more slowly

 

death is hereditary

constipation is the thief of time

diarrhoea waits for no man

 

                          

always be sincere ……even when you don’t mean it

 

 

the road to success is usually under construction

 

 

 

 

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