The Theory
The term "Shotgun" refers to the front passenger seat of an automobile.
"Calling Shotgun" is the act of claiming the position of Shotgun for
one's self. As this position is the most coveted of all positions when
riding in a car, the following list of rules has been created to ensure
that Shotgun can be acquired in a fair and equitable manner by any
passenger of an automobile.
The History
The history of calling "Shotgun" goes back to the days of covered
wagons and the Wild West. On a trip across the plains, the driver of a
wagon would hold the reins of his horse team and concentrate on
driving. This left him and the occupants of his wagon susceptible to
sneak attacks from bandits and thieves. To avoid this atrocious
circumstance it became necessary for one person to sit next to the
driver with a shotgun and fend off the enemy.
Defending against bandits is no longer the priority of Shotgun however,
but it has evolved into a pre-driving ritual that is experienced before
almost every car ride across America and even the world. Because of the
obvious evolution that has already occurred with Shotgun, we ask you to
consider Shotgun as a living entity and be aware that it is always
changing for the better good of society.
The Rules The
following rules have been created through many years of exploring the
ritual of Shotgun and are designed with the idea of fairness to all as
the main priority. They are also the most complete and comprehensive
listing of Shotgun rules available today.
You Must Say The Word "Shotgun" You
must say the word "Shotgun" to stake your claim on Shotgun. This must
be done clearly and loud enough so that at least one other to-be
occupant of the vehicle can hear you. No variations of this word are
acceptable. After you have rightfully called Shotgun, you have
exclusive rights to Shotgun for that ride. However, if no one hears you
call Shotgun it is still fair game for everyone.
The Deed Must Be Done Before Shotgun May Be Called
For these rules to work properly, it is essential for you to understand
and accept the concept of the "Deed". Shotgun may only be called after
the "deed is done". Simply stated, the deed is any activity or
objective that directly precedes the ride in the automobile. The deed
can be anything ranging from a visit at a friend's house, to a shopping
trip at the mall, to a visit to the Grand Canyon. We cannot stress how
important this is because this establishes a Shotgun-calling time frame
that ensures everyone has an equal chance of recognizing when to call
Shotgun.
There is no crime greater than calling Shotgun on Monday in reference
to the ride to the concert on Friday. Some people choose to play this
way, and they are fools.
You Must Be Outside To Call Shotgun The
best way to establish exactly when the deed is done is to define this
moment as the instance that you have left the building in which the
deed took place. All passengers need not to have exited, but someone
must hear you call Shotgun.
Some people choose to use a variation of this rule and require that all
occupants be out of the building before Shotgun can be called. This
does not work. It leads to everyone calling Shotgun at the same time
and often ends in physical violence.
The Barefoot Rule
Since you must be outside to call Shotgun, some people will just grab
their shoes, jump outside, and call Shotgun before putting their shoes
on. This has been deemed "gaping", and is not a legal procedure. You must have your shoes on, if you choose to wear any, before you may call Shotgun.
The Re-entry Rule
If you call Shotgun and then go back inside for some reason, you must
re-call Shotgun after leaving. After you have re-entered the building,
Shotgun is once again fair game to all.
When The Deed Is Outdoors If
the deed takes place outdoors, which it often does, the completion of
the deed must be agreed upon when Shotgun is called. Any major disputes
over the completion of the deed, as with any discrepancy, can be easily
settled with a quick round of Rock, Paper, Scissors.
The Line-Of-Sight Rule
In the situation of the deed being a hike or other extensive outdoor
activity, you may not call Shotgun until the automobile is within your
sight. This rule needs only to be used when the passengers are outside
for a long time and have traveled long distances from the car, as with
a day of snow skiing.
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Miscellaneous
Hand On Door
Shotgun can no longer be called once someone's hand is holding the
shotgun door handle. This officially stakes their claim to Shotgun and
calling it at this time is just redundant. This is one scenario where a
person does not actually have to say Shotgun to get the seat. This
rule's importance is that no one has to be around for you to stake your
claim to Shotgun, whereas usually one other would-be occupant must be
present for you to call it.
Sit Down If
you manage to sit in Shotgun before anyone has called it, you keep the
position even if someone else calls shotgun after you sat down. This is
very similar to the Hand on Door rule, where you do not actually have to say Shotgun nor does anyone else have to be present for you to claim it.
The Balk
This rule is applied when you have called Shotgun and are waiting for
the doors to be unlocked. If you lift the handle while the doors are
being unlocked and therefore cause the Shotgun door to remain locked,
then you are "voided" for that ride. At this time Shotgun is available for all of the other passengers to call.
Garages
If you enter a garage that is connected to a house or building without
having to go outside, then you may call Shotgun as soon as you enter
the room. This only applies to small attached garages. Parking
structures and detached garages are always considered as being
outdoors, even if they are underground.
Multiple Cars In
the situation where a group of people are travelling in multiple cars,
you must specify which car you are calling Shotgun for. For example: if
the two drivers are named "Bob" and "Sue", then someone must say
"Shotgun Bob" or "Shotgun Sue" depending on which car they would like
to ride in.
Shotgun Abandonment If
the Shotgun occupant exits the car to accomplish a deed, Shotgun
becomes eligible to the remaining passengers in the other seat(s). Once
Shotgun is available, you must call Shotgun before the other occupants.
Often times there is discrepancy regarding when Shotgun actually
becomes available. Several attempts have been made to clearly define
this point, yet no truly fair rule can be applied here. For this
reason, one game of Rock, Paper, Scissors
is usually the easiest way to solve the problem. Exception: If the
Shotgun rider abandoned the seat to do a deed for the driver, i.e.
purchasing cigarettes or pumping gas, that person retains Shotgun.
Other Seats Once
the Shotgun seat has been called by someone, the other less prestigious
seats in the car may be claimed using the same rules as calling
Shotgun. For example: you can say "back-right" or "back-center". In
addition, you may also negate calls such as "not back-center" which
would put you in any seat except for the back-center.
Remain Seated If
you choose to remain in the automobile while the other passengers
accomplish their deed, you may retain full rights to Shotgun. Often
times not everyone needs to go inside when completing menial deeds. It
can be abused however when a certain person is willing to wait in the
car for extensive periods of time in order to retain the rights to
Shotgun. This type of person is considered to be a "Shotgun Gaper".
The Shotgun Gaper
Gapers (gay-pers)
are people who prioritize Shotgun much more than a normal human being.
These people will alter their usual behavior and even undermine their
own ethics in order to gain the rights to Shotgun. They do this through
legal means such as sprinting for an exit, and therefore they cannot be
voided. The term gaper was originally given to Will Henderson
who once rode Shotgun for 2 months straight. The advantage to being a
Shotgun Gaper, of course, is you always get Shotgun. Being a Shotgun
Gaper, however, is frowned upon.
If you know any Gapers and disapprove of their gaping ways, visit our Gaper page. There you will find tips and tactics to help you beat the Gaper at their own game.
Voiding
Whenever you break a Shotgun rule as stated in this guide, you may be
voided from receiving Shotgun privileges for that ride. Although
somewhat discretionary, voiding automatically applies if you call
Shotgun while indoors, or if you do not have your shoes on and call
Shotgun, or if you display any other blatant disregard for Shotgun
protocol. In circumstances of minor Shotgun rules infractions, voiding
may not need to be exercised. Being void only applies for the ride
directly after the voiding has occurred and after that ride you may
regain full Shotgun privileges. Once someone has been voided, then all
of the other passengers are free to once again call Shotgun in the
correct manner.
Discrepancies If
a discrepancy ever occurs, and they commonly do, over who rightfully
gets Shotgun, it is usually settled with a single game of Rock, Paper, Scissors. A common application of this procedure takes place after two people call Shotgun at the exact same time. Click here to play a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors against the computer. Also consider buying one of our professionally printed rulebooks to help settle disputes on the road.
Special note regarding discrepancies: many people use a "driver
override" rule that says the driver of the car settles any
discrepancies. The driver override rule also says that a driver has the
final say about who gets to ride Shotgun. This version of the rule is
very subjective and defeats the purpose of calling Shotgun. Rock,
Paper, Scissors is a much more fair and objective way of settling any
disputes.
New Rules Because
Shotgun is a living entity and constantly changing, new rules always
need to be created. Any group of people is welcome to implement their
own rule if the situation arises. A new rule will often be created
following a major discrepancy. The important thing to remember about
this is that the new rule does not take effect until the next car ride.
Exceptions
Although the Shotgun rules have been created with ultimate fairness in
mind, there are situations where exceptions need to be implemented.
Significant Others
This is the most important exception. If a significant other (SO) is
included in the group of automobile passengers and this person is the
SO or potential SO of the driver, then they get automatic Shotgun
privileges.
Multiple Calls There
is a rare exception where more than one person may have rightfully
called Shotgun. This happens when multiple groups of people are meeting
at a car, and both groups had someone claim Shotgun. If it can not be
determined who made the call first, then the only fair way to settle
the dispute is with Rock, Paper, Scissors.
Owner-Driver Switch
If someone is driving an automobile other than its owner and the owner
becomes a passenger, then the owner automatically gets Shotgun. When
applied, this rule shows respect to the owner of the car.
The Long Haul
The rules listed above have been designed around the shorter trip (less
than 1 hour). For longer journeys it is best not to use these rules
because the incentives to be a gaper are too great. Rather, you should
divide Shotgun equally among those who want it.
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