HOSTED BY
TEH HEERO WALKD HOM AFTAR DEFEETING TEH DIABLO DEMON MONSTAR. BEEING A SUPAR ULTIMATE WARRIOR WIZERD SUMNOR MAN PERSON WITH BOOBEEZ, HE HAD BIN ABEL TO DEFEET TEH EVIL DIABOLO WIF BOTH HNADS AND A FOOT TYED BEHIEND HSI BAK AND ASLO NO WEPPINS OR ARMERS.
HE ARRIVD IN TRYSTRIM, WHICH HDA BIN REEBILT AFTAR TEH DEFEET OF THE EVIL DIOABALO, NAD WENT BAK INSIED TEH PUB, RNA BYE HIS BESTESTEST FREEND, CONON.
"I SE U MAD IT BAK NI 1 PEECE" SIAD CONEN, SAS HE PORED TEH DRINKS.
"YES" SAID TEH EHRO MAN.
"DO U WANT DRINK? TEHY ARE TEH BESTESTER, SINZ I MADS TEHM" SAID CONIN AS HE MIXD MOR.
"YES" SAID TEH HEEERO MEN.
"OKAYS" SAID CONNON, MIXXIN MOR DRINKZ.
TEH HERRO SAT DOWN AT TEH BAR, AND DRANKED TEH DRINKS TAHT HIS BESTEST FREEND CONNONAN MIXD. HE WUZ TRYIN TO GITS OVAR TEH FACT TAHT IT WAZ ALL OVAR AND TAHT TEHR WOOD BEE NO MOR ADVINTURIN OR HOOT BABZ OR HOOKARS OR TIHNGS LIEK THAT.
"U SEEM SAD" SAID CONUN, MIXIN ANOTHAR DIRNK.
"I NEEDZ ADVENTUARE" SADE HEEERO MAN, DRINKIN.
JUST TEHN, TEH FORMAR AND NEW TWON ELDAR DEKURD CANE RAN IN SCREEMIN LIKES A GIRLY GURL BUT NOBODEE NOTIZED BECUZ HE WAS SO ANNOYIN. "TEH DEEMINZ IS BAK" HE YELD NI HIS ANNOYIN GRILY OLD MAN VOICE, "NAD TEH DIALOBO IS BAK 2!!"
DECKORD RNA AROWND IN CIRCALS FER A BIT BEEFOR TEH DEEAHBLOW CAEM NI ADN BIT HIZ HED OFF. "I ALWAYZ WANTD TO KEEL TAHT DUM ODL MAN" HE SAID AS HE CHEWD ON DECIRDS OLD MAN BRAYNZ.
TEH HEORO STUD UP DRUNKLY AND SIAD "U R BAK??!?!?!?!? I THOUGHT U = DED!!1!1!!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAH U JUST KILLD MAH BODEE DUBBLE" SAID TEH DEEBOOBOLOBABO "NAD NOW I KILLS U USIN MY EBIL FIRBALLZ!1!!"
TEH HIRO CLEAND OF HSI MAGICLE SWOARD TAHT GAVE +20 TO SEXYNESS AND SAD "LETZ GIT TI ON!11!"
HOWEVR, CONNO DDI NOT WNAT HIS FREEND TO GIT IN FITE, SO SAID "HAY, WHY NOT JUTS HAV A DREENK, DOAILBO?"
TEH DEEABLO WAS UNSUR WAHT TO SAY TO DIS. BEEIN EVIL IS HRAD WORK AND HE NEEDED TEH DRINK, BUT HE SALO NEEDDE TEH EHRO DED. "OKEY, BUTT JUS 1" DIABLOW DECIDID.
TEH DOEABLO WALKD UP TO TEH BARR EVILY AND TOK A DRIENK IN TEH EVILIST WAY HE NEW HOW. SUDENLEE, HE SIPT IT OUT. "TIHS DIRINK IS TEH MOST HORIBLESTEST DRINK EVAR!!111 I KIL U NAOW!11!"
HOWEVAR, TEH HEROO WAS NOT SLEEPIN ON TEH JOB WILE TEH DEALOBOOBO WUZ DRINKIN SA HE HDA SUMMIND UP TEH MOST GOODEST FOREZ ALIV TO DESTOROOY TEH DYABRLO, A ANGLE KOWN SA TEH_SUPAR_SEXEY.
"SO DIARBO SI BAK" SAD TEH_SUPAR_SEXEY, RUBIN HSI MANLY CHIN. "I SAHLL DESTEROYOY U TEHN"
"AHAHAHFAHFHAH FAYT CAHNCE" SAID TEH DIEBLOW, "I WIL KONK U DAWWN" SAID TEH DOIOABLO, BREATHIN SOM FIER AS TAHST LAL HE BREETHZ.
"DO U SMEL WHAT IM COOKIN?1?!?" SADI TEH_SUPAR_SEXEY, FLEXIN HSI HUGE MUSSLEZ.
TEHN TEH HYUGE BATEL TIHNG HAPEND WITCH SI SOO LONG NAD COMPLIX TAHT IT WUD MAK UR HED XPLOD. AFTUR EVRYTING WAZ DUN, THO, TEH_SUPAR_SEXEY HDA TURND TEH DAIBLORLO NITO A SET OF SUITCAZEZ W/O GETTIN HURT.
"WOW, HOW KIN WE REPAYZ U?!?!" SAD CONENEN, MIXIN DRINKS.
"YEZ, U CAN GIVS ME DRINK" SAD TEH_SUPAR_SEXEY.
TEHN THEY ALL LAFFD AT TEH SUPAR ADVENTUR TAHT HAD JUZT HAPPINED.
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