JOKES
RadDebi
asks...
What did the camel wear when he went
into the jungle to hunt??
Answer:
Camelflage
Nan Giridaran
What stays in the corner and goes all
around the world at the same time?
A Stamp
From
Chucks1...
Q. WHY WAS THE
MOUSE CRYING?
A. HE
FOUND OUT HIS DAD WAS A
RAT.
TinaKay333
What has 4 legs but
can't walk?
A
chair.
What has 4 legs but can't
walk?
A
table.
What is black and white and read
all over?
A
newspaper.
From joke and riddle
lover, Hagar H.
Why did the kid put sugar
under his pillow?
So he would have sweet dreams
(ha ha!)
Why did the farmer cross the road?
To check on the chicks (ha ha!),
There were 3 people on a boat. Their
names were: Nobert, Nay, and Nothing. Nobert was
interested in dolphins. Nay was interested in
mermaids. Nothing was interested in nothing. One day
Nobert saw a dolphin, so he jumped into the water and
drowned. Another day Nay thought he saw a mermaid, so
he dived into the water and also drowned. Who and what
was left on the boat?
Nothing.
Why did the kid throw a bucket of water out
the window?
He wanted to see a
waterfall
Why did the kid throw a bucket of butter out
the window?
He wanted to see a butterfly.
From Bob S.
Q:
What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it
rains?
A: The ocean.
Q: A guy went out in pouring rain with no
umbrella or hat or anything. Not a hair on his
head got wet. How come?
A: He was
bald! He didn't have a hair on his
head!
From M AND
M509...
What is an alligator's favorite
drink???
Gatorade
Skidlydink
sends...
What kind of cheese isn't yours?
Nacho cheese
Barbara Milner, age 11,
of Corning, CA
Q. What once was red that now
is black?
A. A match.
Christina D., age 11,
from Wilkes-Barre, Pa.
Q. WHY DID THE KID
CROSS THE PARK?
A. TO GET TO THE OTHER
SLIDE!!!!!!
HA! HA! HA!
Austin Banach, age 13 of
Housatonic, MA
Q. Why are E.T's eyes so
big?
A. Your eyes would be big too if you saw the
size of his phone bill!
Shawn, age 12 from
Philadelphia,PA
Q. Why did the cucumber
blush?
A. It saw the salad
dressing.
Adam, age 8,
Rochester,NY
Q. Why didn't the chicken cross
the road?
A. Because he was too
chicken!!
Corinne Accardo, Age 7,
of Mandeville, La
Q. How much do pirates pay
for their earrings?
A. Buccaneer
Jiselle, Age 13 of
Indiana
Q. When is a car not a car?
A.
When it turns into a garage.
Kimberly Driver, Age 8
of New Palestine, IN sent this gross
one...
Q. What happens when an elephant
swallows you?
A. You run around until you get
pooped out.
Tommy MCconnell, age 12
of Union City, Ind
You're so ugly your mama
had to tie a steak to your neck so the dog would play
with you.
Some 'Your Momma' jokes
from Speedo-k
- your momma is so fat she played pool with
the planets.
- your momma is so fat the last she saw
90210 was on her scale
- your momma so fat that every time she
walks the Richter scale reads 7.5
KNOCK
KNOCK
From
Jeramie...
Knock Knock.
Who's
there?
Bob.
Bob who?
I do not have a last
name.
Great Grandma Hanson,
age 98 from Greenbay, Wisconsin sent...
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo
who?
Don't cry it's only me!
Michele, age 8 1/2 from
Greendale, WI sent...
Knock-knock
Who's
there?
Olive
Olive who?
I love
you!
Chelsea, age 5 from
Marshfield, WI wrote...
Knock-knock
Who's
there?
banana.
Banana,
who?
Knock-knock
Who's
there?
banana.
Banana,
who?
Knock-knock
Who's
there?
banana.
Banana,
who?
Knock-knock
Who's
there?
orange.
Orange, who?
Orange you glad I
didn't say banana again?
BLONDE
JOKES
by: Lanny
Lacey
A blonde was driving down the road on
her way home from work. On the radio the announcer was
listing a bunch of blonde jokes. "this is so
discriminating" she thought to herself. She looked to
her left and saw a blonde in a field trying to row a
boat. "these people put a bad name for us" she
thought, so she pulled over and shouted to the other
blonde, "if I could swim I would go out there and tell
you to stop making a fool of us!"
how do you drown a blonde?
put a scratch and sniff sticker on the
bottom of the pool
what was a blonde invention?
solar powered flash
light
Skidlydink
sends...
One blond walks into a bar, another blond
walks into a bar. The first blond says " You
didn't see it either?!"
A blond, a brunette and a red head just
escaped from jail, So all of them ran into a bar, the
brunette went behind a box, the red head went behind
the door, and the blond went into a potato sack, the
police came into the bar and kicked the box, the
brunette said "arf" so they thought it was a dog, the
police kicked the door and the red head said"meow" so
they thought it was a cat, the police kicked the
potato sack and the blond said
"potato!"
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