Monday, May 30, 2005

Lesbian Car Action Read about two women getting off in a cab. Amazing lesbian tale of two who couldn't wait :) 3:53:16 PM googled!

Thursday, May 19, 2005

Ass To Mouth SEX TIP #19 Dear Sex Tip Counselor, I know this guy that loves to perform oral sex on girls' assholes. I can't imagine how that could possibly feel good. I am really trying to be open-minded about this. My boyfriend really wants to try it out on me. I can't see how he gets any pleasure out of doing this. Licking my asshole can't bring me to an orgasm, can it?-Kissing ass, Miami, Florida. Dear Kissing ass, As always, my first question back at people when they're wanting advice on trying something new is, have you tried it? Until you do, assuming it's not dangerous or an activity that puts you at risk for STD's (sexually transmitted diseases) or in any other danger, how can you really know? Anal sex of any sort is viewed by many as taboo because of the assumption that the anus, since it's the place where the human body excretes waste, is filthy and off-limits. Attitudes towards anal sex have traditionally been negative towards the practice. Yet, the nerve bundles in the anus are as plentiful and sensitive as in the male glans and penis, and the female clitoris. There's a lot down there to make one feel good. As to whether oral stimulation of your anus will yield orgasm, that's for you to find out. Some men can't cum from blowjobs, some women can't cum from cunnilingus. My advice is to let your boyfriend try, and see how you feel about it then. To make you both more comfortable, maybe you could do it right after you shower, so you feel more confident and less "unclean" about the whole thing. As well, you may want to let him stimulate you anally with his fingers a few times before allowing him to use his tongue on you, to start seeing if you enjoy that experience, before moving on to the others. Good luck. More sex tips at 18eighteen. Preview files here. 3:26:34 PM googled!

Wednesday, May 18, 2005

College Sex The University Of Iowa Pioneering Porn 101 Studies. This morning, we came across the following jewel: "DES MOINES, Iowa - Should tax dollars go to educating our nation?s college students on pornography? The University of Iowa is pushing that question; come the fall semester, the school will be offering a class studying the impact of porno on mainstream culture. Iowa House Speaker Chris Rants is no fan of the idea, speaking out against the use of public funds for such a higher learning experience. So far, the twenty student slots for the class have been filled, and there?s a waiting list. Grad student Jay Clarkson will be teaching the session, but don?t sign up looking for an easy A in T & A. Clarkson emphasized that no sexually explicit material of any kind will be shown." No doubt an *interesting* idea. Perhaps, it helps to understand the proliferation of online adult content and in turn, helps to handle the situation in better ways other than initiating a witch hunt (not cunt, you hot head) as suggested by the soon to be published new 2257 reg. We have heard though -sorry, we can't reveal our inside source (and it's not deep throat)- that some college professors are in the waiting list too.  Source: AVN.com 11:55:20 PM googled!

Sunday, May 15, 2005

Girls Fondling Checkout our latest sensual story on lesbian erotica. Snippet below. "... I pressed my body against hers again and kissed her. I could feel her breasts pushing against mine. She leaned forward and began to kiss at my neck working her way up to my earlobe. "I want you baby." She moaned into my ear and pulled my shirt over my head. Once my shirt was off I opened the car door and got in, laying the seat all the way back. She looked down at me and smiled. We were both only down to our sweat pants..." More... 12:09:41 AM googled!

Monday, May 09, 2005

Safe Sex In The Making Concern about safe sex? Following is the indomitable 10: 1) Safe sex is not having sex. 2) Safe sex is shadow fucking. 3) Safe sex is having ongoing migraine headaches. 4) Safe sex is becoming a religious fundamentalist. 5) Safe sex is an ugly wife or a penis-challenged individual. 6) Safe sex is not knowing what a condom is... neither a vagina. 7) Safe sex is bad morning breath. 8) Safe sex is living on airports. 9) Safe sex is achieving denial over one's own needs. 10) Safe sex is preferring hands over genitals. These days, self-preservation should be your number one motivator. Forget about that italian rubber doll that has been getting the worst and the wettest out of you. Stop fantasizing with torpedo tits all day long. Face the truth. If you want to remain healthy and erectile till the fat lady sings, notin' beats the 10 commandments of self-inflicted abstinence. Become one with the crowd! Source: Safe sex pocket book A guide to a disease-free planet. ------------------------------------------- 1:26:57 AM googled!

Thursday, May 05, 2005

Fake Boobs 101 The "Boobs Squad" is back at work. Case #350 solved. Angelina Jolie's fake boobs. Or fake picture, we should say. If it looks like her, if it makes me horny like her, if my swollen nuts tear appart my boxers like when I see her then this erection material must be her. Ha! Like you, we'd like to see anything nude from Angelina Jolie, her nude soul, her nude thoughts and even her nude dolls... Well, fake detective has found out that many posted pics out there are not the real Angelina. How does fake detective do it? There are many ways to find out. As stated by him: "The typical movie actress sees a great difference between doing a nude scene in a movie and posing for a nude photograph. Sandra Bullock did a nude scene in "Fire on the Amazon"; Gillian Anderson did a nude scene in "The Turning"; and even Barbra Streisand appeared topless in "The Owl And The Pussycat". But even though these actresses have done nude scenes in movies, they have NEVER posed in the nude for still photographs. They see POSING in the nude as very very different from acting in a movie scene. However, there are plenty of actresses who have posed in the nude - Mariel Hemingway, Geri Halliwell, Lauren Hutton, Margot Kidder, Madonna, Alyssa Milano, Demi Moore and many many others."  More here ------------------- 6:46:24 PM googled!

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

The TWAT Team That is right. The TWAT team will be a special arm of the SWAT unit. You know about SWAT, do you? Then, time to get acquainted with the TWAT. Ok, ok. Re-acquainted if you prefer, since we know you have been courting twats for such a long time. But seriously, this is something to read about if you are a publisher of anything erotic. More here. 11:21:21 PM googled!

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