Hockey is known for speed,
intensity, and a long tradition of silly, tongue-abusing
names. From Dave Andreychuk to Dimitry Afanasenkov, you
need to be fluent in six languages in order to read
through a friggin’ roster. So, forget working on your
slapshot or sharpening your skate blades, before you don
a jersey you need to secure yourself a puck-worthy
handle. Luckily, we've done the dirty work for you, eh?
Step
1: Enter your name.
Last Name
Step 2: Select
your nationality.(Since we
Americans have “normal” names, we’ve given you three
typical hockey nationalities to choose from: Canadian,
French-Canadian, and Russian.)
Nationality
Step 3:Develop an accent, call your agent,
and get ready for the 2003 Entry
Draft.
