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Past
Kaslo
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Everthing's Coming Up
Clover |
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Sad Trains, Lonely
Stations
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The Black Pit...
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John
MacNaughtonPast
Kaslo
"The
following short story was part of a contest where the rules
required that the story had to end with the line:
"And then the fat lady began to sing."
The flight was bumpy, but
uneventful, as the little plane struggled up over the storm
tipped Purcells, and finally splashed down into Balfour
harbour. And then I was
alone on the silent jetty by an empty boat house, peering down
the rutted road already whitened by November's first fall of
wet snow. Joyce is not on
the landing. A single car
sits idling, facing the bay. The man behind the wheel wears a
red hunting cap, with flaps turned
up. "Excuse me? Somebody was
supposed to be meeting me here and
she..." "Oh? Oh Yea. Well
better get in, it's wet out
there." "Geez, thanks, I
really appreciate this. I'd be glad to pay you if you'd just
take me as far as..." "Ah
nah, that's OK," he says. He
flicks on the headlights, and they dance against the driving
snow. The man has a cast in his right
eye. "Name's Bernard," he
says,"Where'd you want to
go?" "Well Kaslo," I say,
"past Kaslo, it's a camp bout three miles up the
lake." "Oh, Perry's place,"
says Bernard. "Not a good hill there, you know, past Kaslo,
not in this snow." "Well
look, maybe I should just get a room in town for the night,
and then tomorrow I could phone them and he
could..." Nah it'll be all
right," says Bernard, "I got an appointment anyway, past Kaslo
." I stare out at the
snow. Nothing. Bernard drives very
slowly. His cast eye seems to be looking at
me. "I saw God last week,"
he says. "God?" I know he's
joking. I think he's joking.
"Not like you'd think," he says. "Not old with a beard you
know. Last week, past Kaslo, bout this time a
night, just a little bit
later." Christ, I think,
this guy's off the wall. "You know Bernard, it's a real
bad night out there, why don't you just drop me off in Kaslo,
and then I can..." "Oh no,"
says Bernard, "no trouble at all. Like I told you I got this
appointment, past Kaslo, and I'll show you exactly where I saw
God." Humour him, I think.
"How did you know He was
God?" "She," says
Bernard. "Well She then. How
did you know She was God? Did She say She was God?" I'm
nervous. I shouldn't antagonize him like
that. "Oh No, it was nothing
like that at all," he says, "I was
ju...JEASUS!" The car swings
crazily, as a little doe out of nowhere hits our left
headlight and bounces off into the windshield on my
side. I scream as her huge fightened eyes stare at
me through the shattering glass. And then she's
gone. "Gotta watch them
deer" pants Bernard, fighting the wheel, "They're all over the
place this time of year. I can't stop for her now, not on this
grade. I hope she dies
quick." And then, real
quiet, he says, "God -- God, She's a woman you know. A
fat woman. Nobody told me, I just knew. I knew because she was
on the radio. Just round the bluff there and
She... I don't hear him
anymore. I'm shaking. I can feel his cast eye looking at
me and I don't see him reach for the radio, but it's on, and
it's on with music, and over the roar of applause the
announcer is saying, "And now folks, from Nova Scotia we bring
you..." And then, as we
picked up speed down the long drop past Kaslo where Bernard
saw God, the fat lady began to sing.
Copyright, 1999; John
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Dora
PrestonEverything's
Coming Up Clover
"These excerpts are from a novel which
is written in the form of a diary. The heroine, "Clover"
is a composite of all the feisty, eccentric, and wonderful
elderly women for whom I have cared, throughout my years as a
Care Aide for the elderly."
January 4th
This day will go down in
infamy. I'll see that it does. I've decided to
write a diary so the world will know. This is doomsday,
boomsday. Today, my two daughters and two sons had me
incarcerated. They've put their old Mum away. Here
I am in the prime of my life, in an old folks home. It
was Horace, the eldest, who lowered the boom.
"We've been thinking Mum," he
said, "you've been doing some funny things lately... you
know... forgetting stuff." He looked at the other three
for help. They were only too happy to oblige.
Muriel stopped rubbing my TV screen with a paper towel and
said, "The manager tells us you keep losing your keys."
I told her he was a snitch. I didn't tell them that
yesterday I even lost the building.
Then Doris started, "You've done
some very dangerous things, Mum; you've burned the
ironing board right through... and how many times have we come
in and turned the oven off?" No wonder every time they
come I wind up with cold bed socks. I told them all to
mind their own business and leave my oven alone.
"Well, we wondered what on earth
you were cooking, Mother," Horace said, "It smelled
awful." "Not half as bad as
your wife's sauerkraut." I pointed out. That kept
Horace quiet for a while and gave Fred a chance. He went
on about the Requiem Mass CD that he and his wife Gerry bought
me for Christmas. They caught me using it for a beer
coaster. "Well," I told
them, "you can't dance to a thing like that, or sing
along. It sounds to me like someone's dying." They
all sat staring around the room for a while. Then Muriel
went back to polishing the TV screen. She must have used
twenty-five pieces of paper towel - it was a nice roll - all
covered with little butterflies - I only keep it for
show. I was going to say something to her when Doris
suddenly started crying.
"Look at that lovely philodendron me and Tom bought
you." She blew her nose and sniffed a bit.
"Do you think it's happy holding
up all those Christmas ornaments?" I told her I didn't
know. I never asked it. Then Muriel, from behind
the pile of paper towel, had noticed something else.
"I don't seem to recognize this
pile of laundry here Mother." She started sorting
through the clothing on the end of the coffee table.
"Look at these jockey shorts... and what are you doing with a
T-shirt that says: 'I spent a night with The Living
Dead'?" I explained carefully how I had forgotten which
dryer I was in. "You're young," I told her. "Wait
till it comes to you." "I'm
fifty-six," she said and started crying. Then Horace
informed me about the plot they'd hatched for the New
Year. "Look Mum, we've
found a nice place... Honeystone Mansion. It's right
down town where you always like to be."
"Honeystone!" I shouted,
"I've seen the people coming out of there. They're
old." "You're nearly
eighty, Mother." Doris said rolling her eyes. Only
a person of fifty-four could be so malicious and cruel.
Horace told them all to shut up.
"It's for your own good,
Mother." Fred piped in.
"You're only fifty-two," I
snapped, "What do you know?"
So they made up their
minds. They've put their old Mother out to
pasture. All four of them have just left. They've
checked me in and chucked me out. Life as I know it, is
over.
Copyright, 1998; Dora
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Ruth
Kozak
Sad Trains, Lonely
Stations
Ruth is the current
chair-person of the West End Writers' Club and teaches courses
and workshops about travel and fiction writing in association
with the Vancouver School Board's program for continuing
education.
ITALY, Napoli Centrale.
Crafty street boys slouch, watch for stray luggage, unguarded
purses; young tarts, skirt seams bulging, walk
waggle-assed past leering men at tables littered with
cigarette butts, empty espresso cups.
Guiseppi's monotonous
dialogue drones, clacks like diesel wheels over steel
tracks. He shoves me into a compartment with six
men. Says: "Watch out, some of them are no
good." Then he leaves. No handshakes, kiss or
"Ciao!" The train snakes
out on steel rails, clatters past ramshackle buildings where
laundry sags on lines across filthy alleys. I swelter in
the heat of the compartment, watch the blur of dusty fields
and dingy towns, past lonely station platforms where nameless
faces watch. The sad train passes. I am alone with
strangers. BARI. A
blur of yellow lights; train whizzes past night-lit
buildings, clangs into a station. Weary passengers
tumble out into the humid night. I am left in the empty
compartment. The train groans, shuffles. Then, I
see him, running, swinging up to the coach: an elfin boy
with an angel smile. He stops. "Yes? Can I
sit here?" plunks down a duffle-bag. When opened,
it reveals delicious surprises: secrets and gifts
displayed proudly, with announcements. Sports clothes,
racquet balls, army sweat shirt with red chevron, packets of
treats carefully wrapped by a caring mother: marinated
octopus, fish pates, pepperonis red and green, pale yellow
cheese in crusty rolls, a single bottle of beer.
Cold. He insists we share, entertains with impressions
of famous comedians, impromptu vocal renditions, pantomimes,
sound effects of rock stars. Hands agile as a musician's
produce a wad of silver foil: exotic tobacco, chocolate
and resin-sweet, rolled into a paper cone, passed to me with a
smile. This young Italian soldier learned English in a
nursery school in Toronto. Writes our initials on the
compartment wall. "A+R IT WAS GOOD." He made me
laugh that day. At Brindisi we kiss good-bye. He
bounces down the neon street, into the night, happy.
Copyright, 1998; Ruth
Kozak
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Gordon
MumfordEmail Gordon Mumford GordonMumford.com Web
site
The Black Pit . . . and Beyond
Although Gordon
has been writing since the early 1960s, it was only after
retirement in 1990 that he was able to write full-time.
The following excerpt is taken from his non-fiction book which
was an award winner in the Pacific Northwest Writers
Conference Literary Contest (PNWC, Seattle), a contest
attracting some 600 entrants annually from the United States
and Canada. It is published by General Store Publishing House,
Burnstown, Ontario.
BACKGROUND: Too
young to enlist, I joined the merchant navy as a junior Radio
Officer when I was seventeen. My second ship was
torpedoed in the Battle of the Atlantic (Christmas, 1942),
while another ship was sunk by a mine in the Battle of the
Scheldt (Christmas, 1944).
THEME:
This is a coming-of-age story
of a young man, set against the background of the merchant
navy in World War II. The book depicts life aboard the
merchant ships, from the everyday routines to U-boat attacks,
showing the emotional impact, as well as the youth's reactions
to conflict and crisis.
The Black Pit . . . and Beyond
(excerpt)
The explosion shatters my
cabin, precipitating me from a deep, drugged sleep to a state
of bewildered consciousness. My mind is befuddled; it
cannot comprehend the ear- splitting roar and blast.
Debris and dust fill the air, raining down on my body in the
bunk. A heavy weight pins me down. My hands,
trapped beneath the entangling sheets and blankets, fight
instinctively to get free.
I awaken to a nightmare and shake my head in panic, but the
ringing in my ears will not stop. There is a strong
pungent odour of explosives. My body is forced against
the side of the bunk as the ship heels over to port.
Realization comes to my sleep-clogged brain: this is
real; it's not a dream. My heart pounds and my stomach
muscles tighten involuntarily. We've been
torpedoed! Everything is
happening in slow motion. The ship is shuddering,
listing hard over. I've got to get out. She may go at
any moment! Panic galvanizes my body and my throat
tightens with fear as I struggle to free myself. I can't
see! The cabin is dark because the explosion has killed
the lights. I can hear the screech of tearing, twisting
metal and the roar of rushing water; it terrifies me.
The tanks must be ruptured!
My heart is racing as despair surges through my body. In
desperation, I pull my hands free of the blankets and touch
jagged splintered wood and a smooth metal knob. It's the
cabin door, blown on top of me by the force of the
explosion. It falls with a crash as I push it off and
tumble out of the bunk. The roll of the ship has
stabilized; she's not going over. Disoriented and
barefoot, my head aching with fever, I scramble in the
darkness, heedless of the rubble. The horror of the sea
pouring into the bowels of the ship and the thought of
drowning here in my cabin excludes all other thoughts as I
concentrate on survival.
Outlined against the faint red glow of the emergency lighting
in the passageway is the rectangular opening where the door
used to be. The passage is deserted. I run to the
heavy outer door and thrust it open. Clad only in thin
linen pyjamas, I step out onto the boat deck and into another
world, a world of
confusion.
Copyright; J. Gordon
Mumford
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Gordon Mumford's non-fiction book, "The Black Pit ...
and Beyond" has received an excellent review in CM
(Canadian Review of Materials):
"The Black Pit is one of the most
engaging and well-written 'personal accounts' of
Canadians at war that I have encountered for some
time. The story, which from beginning to end reads
more like an adventure novel than an autobiography,
recounts the author's service as an English-born,
now Canadian, radio officer (carrying the standard
sea-faring nickname of "Sparks") in the Merchant
Marine."
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