| Click On A Link Below To Read Our Funny
Poetry |
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A Christmas
Poem - The real (..and funny) story about
Christmas. |
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The Juice
By Seuss - A humorous poem about the trial of O.J.
Simpson as only Dr. Seuss could tell it. |
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Timbuktu
- It just goes to show you that you don't have to be an Ivy League
scholar to come up with a winning poem. |
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The Girl In
The Tool Room - A humorous poem about what a woman has
to go through performing her job in the tool room. |
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Twas' The
Night Before Christmas - A funny poem showing what life
in the White House would be on Christmas Eve. |
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Love
Poem - A love poem that you would expect a man to
write....a funny one! |
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After
Thanksgiving - A humorous poem about what happens after
Thanksgiving. |
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Ode To Las
Vegas - A funny poem about a trip to Las Vegas from
someone living in Los Angeles. |
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A Fairy
Tale For The Assertive Woman - A funny poem for women
everywhere who think that a prince in shining armor will be
galloping up on their big white horse, or is that a
frog? |
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Redneck
Love Poem - A funny poem written about
rednecks. |
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The Ballot
Counting According to Dr. Seuss - Most of you have read
Dr. Seuss's books. Here is an amusing Dr. Seuss poem about the
Presidential ballot counting in Florida. |
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A New
Christmas Poem - Read a new Christmas poem called "Twas
The Night Before SEXMAS". |
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Santa is
Upset - Read a poem where Santa is not to happy and
ready to give up the Christmas Eve ritual. |
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Twas The
Month After Christmas - Read a funny poem about your
diet one month after Christmas. |
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The
Hillbilly Poem - Read a funny poem about a hillbilly
girl who wants to marry a man her pappy says is her
half-brother. |
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The
Perfect Man - Read a humorous poem about who would make
up the perfect man. |
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California
State Song - Read a humorous poem about the rolling
blackouts in California sung to the theme song from the TV western
"Rawhide". |
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Breakfast
In Bed - A series of funny poems written between a
husband and wife about the husband trying to get his wife to come
back to bed for some morning delight. |
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My
Forgetter - A funny poem about getting
old. |
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Twas the
Night Before Ramaden - A funny poem about the night
before Ramaden. |
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A Lovely
Ramaden Poem - Another funny Ramaden
poem. |
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The Mouse
on the Barroom Floor - A funny Irish poem about a mouse
who becomes brave after consuming the beer drops on the barroom
floor. |
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Girl
Poem - An amusing poem written especially for
women. |
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Greeting
Card Possibilities Overlooked by Hallmark - Here are
some amusing greeting possibilties that you will definitely not find
on any Hallmark cards. |
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Woman's
and Man's Prayer - Have you ever wondered what men and
women pray for. Click here and find out! |
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Mood of a Woman
and Man - Read a funny poem about the moods of a woman and man.
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The Clothesline
Said So Much - Read how a clothesline can tell allot about a
family. |
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The Night Before
Thanksgiving - A humorous poem about a family getting ready for
Thanksgiving. |
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Valentine's Lines - A funny story written by a man about his
wife. |
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Sometimes - Sometimes it is hard to get noticed until
you do that one thing. |
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The Lewinsky and Kaczynski
Limerick -
A funny poem that uses the two words Lewinsky (The Intern) and
Kaczynski (the Unabomber) in the same limerick. |
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Wet or Dry - A humorous poem about the comparison between
animals, who don't drink alcohol, and people who do.
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Burma Shave - Funny poems about Burma Shave found on road
signs in the 1930's and 1940's |
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The Redneck's Family Tree - A funny poem about how confusion
family relationships can be when you marry within the
family. |
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It's Holloween Time - A funny poem about Holloween with
pictures.. |
