Professors of
different subjects define the same word in different
ways:
Prof. of Computer
Science:
A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a
byte.
Prof. of
Algebra:
A kiss is two divided by
nothing.
Prof. of
Geometry:
A kiss is the shortest distance between two
straight lines.
Prof. of
Physics:
A kiss is the contraction of mouth due to
the expansion of the heart.
Prof. of
Chemistry:
A kiss is the reaction of the interaction
between two hearts.
Prof. of
Zoology:
A kiss is the interchange of unisexual
salivary bacteria.
Prof. of
Physiology:
A kiss is the juxtaposition of two
orbicular ors muscles in the state of
contraction.
Prof. of
Dentistry:
A kiss is infectious and
antiseptic.
Prof. of
Accountancy:
A kiss is a credit because it is
profitable when returned.
Prof. of
Economics:
A kiss is that thing for which the demand
is higher than the supply.
Prof. of
Statistics:
A kiss is an event whose probability
depends on the vital statistics of
36-24-36.
Prof. of
Philosophy:
A kiss is the persecution for the child,
ecstasy for the youth and homage for the
old.
Prof. of
English:
A kiss is a noun that is used as a
conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is spoken
in the plural and it is applicable to
all.
Prof. of
Engineering:
Uh, What? I’m not familiar with that
term.