Newest Poems

Here are my newest poems for you to read and rate. I try to post a new poem every weekday, so please check back often. Have fun!

My Bunny Lies Over My Doggy	My Dog is Not the Smartest Dog	My Uncle Had an Ant Farm	Steve the Superhero	An Ordinary Day
Benson Baxter	My Feet	I Was Sitting By My Window	Mirror, Mirror	Slightly Rainy Day

Most Popular Poems

Right now, these are the most popular poems on the website, as rated by you! These will change as you rate more poems!

My Bunny Lies Over My Doggy

My Dog is Not the Smartest Dog

The Tiger and the Zebra

My Elephant Thinks I'm Wonderful

More, More, More Funny Poems...

And here are a whole lot more of my most recent poems, along with a few older favorites. These poems are also ranked by popularity (with the most popular ones at the top), so don't be surprised if they change position when you rate them.

Something I Need to Remember	I'm a Wizard, I'm a Warlock	Frank, the Frog Collector	Steve the Superhero
Ogden Myers Spun His Tires	Our Mother's at a Meeting	On New Year's Day	Lousy Catcher's Mitt
I'm Building a Rocket	My Sister Thinks She's Santa Claus	Dreaming of Summer	Hooray! Hooray! It's New Year's Day
Georgie Porgie	Bradley Beard is Rather Weird	My Magic Hat is Marvelous	The Drinking Fountain
State Capitals	Terrible Dream	When Herbert Got a Hot Dog	(I'm Always in Parentheses)
Brandon Branson's Backpack	Sea Monster's Complaint	I Like to Pretend to Be Like Myself	I Cloned Myself on Friday Night
I Went to School to Learn to Read	The Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe	Useless Wristwatch	My Feet
Mr. Invisible	Alex's Allergy	Lefty the Lifter	Bernina's Band-Aids

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