Monday, May 23rd, 2005

I'm a very big fan of corsets. It's hard to find a woman who looks bad in a corset. I mean, take a look at Corset Dreams for some lovely examples.

But here's another kind of corset. The Corset Piercing.

You can look on Snopes if you think this isn't real. It's very real, and (in this blogger's opinion) incredibly hot.

Thanks to BMEzine.com for the image!

Posted by Dionysus at 02:05 PM [link] [9 Sex Comments]

Saturday, May 21st, 2005

I decided now would be a good time to pop out of the woods for a chat. I've been a busy nymph since Spring arrived but I wanted to check in. I'm still amazingly happy and more in love with my Bacchus than ever. Life is good here.

I admit I normally feel extra frisky this time of year but being in love makes it more intense. On top of that, I've got this irresistible urge to go out and buy pretty things to wear. Bacchus is completely baffled by this. If it were up to him, I'd wear nothing at all. Go figure.

The main reason I'm thinking about this is that I'm plannng something special for Bacchus and I'd like to find something sexy to wear for this occasion. I love wearing pretty things for him but I'm wondering if it's more for me or him. Is it really true what they say about men being more visually stimulated than women?

For my part, I enjoy playing the role of the sexy siren. I love the feel of satin, lace, and soft materials that caress my skin as I move. I like the way his eyes light up and the way he can't keep his hands off me when I appear in something especially naughty. It's delightful.

So would it be selfish if I go out and buy something like this?

I found this sweet little outfit at Eros Boutique but I think I'll look around there some more while I try to decide. Now under what rock did Bacchus hide that credit card?

Posted by The Nymph at 07:54 PM [link] [6 Sex Comments]

Saturday, May 21st, 2005

This isn't objectively gross or anything, but I don't mind confessing that it creeps me out. All I can really say is "Ew!"

Thanks, I guess, to Violet Blue for the link.

Posted by Bacchus at 07:27 AM [link] [8 Sex Comments]

Friday, May 20th, 2005

An old joke comes to mind about sucking the chrome off a trailer hitch.

One has to admire her, ah, technique.

That lady with the beautiful skin and obvious oral talent is Melissa Midwest, courtesy of babe-a-licious.com. And I'm so ready for a bath now...

Posted by Dionysus at 06:15 PM [link] [6 Sex Comments]

Friday, May 20th, 2005

I really should put the answer to 'what is that' after the cut in an extended entry. But you know, for some reason I'm not going to.

Still. Play along. Take a guess. What exactly are those things?

?

What they are, is animal-penis-shaped dildos. No, I am not kidding. Left to right, those are:

Raccoon, Crocodile, Orca, Kangaroo.

I'm telling you, I am not kidding.

These simply - um - amazing creations courtesy of the very, very interesting people at Zeta Creations (zoofur.com).

And frankly I've never seen anything like them.

Posted by Dionysus at 06:41 AM [link] [9 Sex Comments]

Thursday, May 19th, 2005

I must say, I'm impressed. I managed to offend ErosBlog's audience on my very second post. Don't give in so easy. Make me wait for it. Make me earn it. Don't give it away for free, I'll get complacent.

But let me change the subject here.

While we're on the topic of mythology and sex (and when, frankly, are we not in this space), I wanted to point out a newly-released e-book by the lovely and talented Doxy Wringer entitled Satyrs, Sex & Cookies. This is a collection of erotica which, in Doxy's own words, 'houses both a few old favorites and a smattering of never-before-read lewd treats.' It's got a couple of supernatural stiffeners, a near-incest tale and a tasty lesbian encounter.

Doxy never disappoints. She's got my five simoleons.

(Click to the extended entry for a sample)

(More...)

Posted by Dionysus at 08:51 AM [link] [6 Sex Comments]

Wednesday, May 18th, 2005

I'd like to take a moment of your time to talk about The Donkey Punch.

First let me say this -- In no way am I or this space advocating any violence towards women. Unless they ask very very nicely. I may be a sadist, and a sick bastard, but it's all about love.

However, I admit to an ongoing fascination. Why can't I get it out of my head?

Here's how The Donkey Punch was described to me:

"You're fucking a girl from behind, and you wait 'til you're just about to come, right? And then, just when you're right on the verge, you haul back and clock her one, but good, in the back of the head, and then hang on tight for the ride of your life!"

The inexplicable part is, why is this funny? Because for some reason, it is. It's become one of those things that's all over the place. Google it and you'll find bands of that name, song lyrics, t-shirts, discussion boards. You can get an instant laugh by saying Donkey Punch.

And then there's this, found deep down inside kicken.com (Thanks, Patrick).

...And yes, this is purely an excuse to post that picture.

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---(EDIT)---

There's been some confusion about what I meant, above. What I intended to say was funny was that the cultural reference is everywhere, that it has become one of those odd 'jokes we all know'. I didn't intend to say "punching someone you're having sex with is funny"; I intended to say 'I find it funny that donkey punch is becoming part of popular lexicon'.

I wasn't clear about that; mea culpa. I assumed that was understood.

And in fact, as I said above, the whole piece was just to justify posting that yummy picture.

-D

Posted by Dionysus at 04:25 PM [link] [31 Sex Comments]

Tuesday, May 17th, 2005

I wish I had a picture to post. There seems, as yet, to be no good graphic representation of this entity floating around the internet.

However, there seems to be a new bad boy in town, down Zanzibar way, who goes by the name of Popo Bawa.

CHAKE CHAKE, Tanzania (Reuters) - Mohammed Juma starts to sweat and fidget as he recalls his rape by Popo Bawa, the most feared spirit-monster of the Zanzibar spice islands.

"We believe reading the Koran is our only defence, nothing else," says the 41-year-old driver and father of four. "But Popo Bawa is real, and well prepared."

Holidaymakers on the Indian Ocean islands tend to smile dismissively at accounts in guidebooks of the bat-like ogre said to prey on men, women and children. But for superstitious Zanzibaris a visit from the sodomising gremlin is no joke.

Although no one ever has seen it, belief in the monster and his unnatural lust is so strong that entire villages will sleep out of doors for protection: Popo Bawa (Swahili for Bat's Wing) prefers to attack behind closed doors at night.

In huts set amid rustling groves of jackfruit and mangoes on Zanzibar's Pemba island, victims told Reuters in interviews that they detected a bad smell, became cold and went into a trance in the moments before they felt the creature's inhuman strength.

Some attacks were heralded by the sound of giant wings and claws rattling and scraping on huts' tin roofs. Others cringed in terror at what sounded like a car engine ticking over.

"We heard a rustling on the roof," recalls Asha Saleh, in her late 50s, in Machomanne village near Pemba's main town of Chake Chake. "I felt someone fondling me. I felt very cold. I felt weak," she said, recalling the attack some 35 years ago.

You know, one simply has to love anything called a raping demon. It puts one in the mind of Incubi & Succubi, a most twisted erotic fantasy.

To have one's will sapped, in bed, asleep. The most vulnerable of positions, the most secure, safe, friendly place in one's home. To have it take, violated, not by force, but by cold, evil, supernatural coercion.

To have this power -- to be this entity. To slink in and take control, do wicked, carnal harm.

What's not to like in this fantasy?

Thanks to the wonderful BoingBoing for this story.

Posted by Dionysus at 08:21 AM [link] [6 Sex Comments]

Monday, May 16th, 2005

There was some debate on my chosen name. A lover of mine who's far better initiated in the mysteries of mythology pointed out that, correctly, Bacchus is the same entity as my namesake.

Be that as it may -- are not all deities essentially aspects of each other? I might as well be Woden, Ghede or Legba, Eros or Pan or Silenus, Siva, Cupid, Xochipilli; any of a hundred other heavenly personifications of love, both spiritual and carnal.

Because when it comes down to it, it's all about the love. The love, the sex, the blood. The mingling of bodily fluids, of spirits.

So I'll simply be Dionysus and have done with it, and let us drink, and fuck, and celebrate.

Thank you, Bacchus my brother, for a chance to speak to your most excellent and captive audience.

Posted by Dionysus at 08:47 PM [link] [6 Sex Comments]

Monday, May 16th, 2005

Folks, I've got a guest blogger to introduce. The next two weeks for me are set to be a whirlwind of travel and (fun but hectic) turmoil, with few opportunities to blog and little time to do it in. Aphrodite should be putting in some appearances with any luck, and I've implored The Nymph to post once or twice -- but I'd hate for you to grow bored.

No fear of that. Not any more.

Your new guest blogger has volunteered to do some guest sex blogging under the handle "Dionysus", and I jumped at the chance to have him. He's an experienced blogger whose intense sex writing has been known to make my jaw drop. But like many bloggers, even psuedonymous ones, he's become -- to an extent -- a captive of the expectations of his regular readership. Guest blogging here, under a new name, should let him really cut loose. Whether he plans to tell stories he dasn't tell where they know him, or whether he plans to turn the intensometer dials to eleven, I couldn't tell you (because he hasn't told me). Who knows? Perhaps he plans to write tender tales of young lesbian love, full of flowers and unicorns and fluffy cotton-candy orgasms. We'll all find out together.

Welcome, Dionysus!

Posted by Bacchus at 08:19 PM [link] [2 Sex Comments]

Monday, May 16th, 2005

Fun thing from Japan, via J-List: Girl In A Cup. Also called an "Onanie Hole". Quoth the vendor: "This can best be described as Pussy in a Cup."

Posted by Bacchus at 06:39 PM [link] [3 Sex Comments]

Monday, May 16th, 2005

I admit that it seems rather churlish, but if I had paid the large sum of cash it would take to get Tori Stone and her "sister" Tawnee Stone to come to my house and wash my car, I think I'd be going "Ladies, ladies, you look real nice and all, but how about sponging some of those suds onto my actual vehicle?"

"Girls, you missed a spot...."

Posted by Bacchus at 01:35 PM [link] [6 Sex Comments]

Sunday, May 15th, 2005

To clear the rank ooze of politics from my fingertips, here's a picture that cries out for a caption:

Posted by Bacchus at 10:19 AM [link] [19 Sex Comments]

Sunday, May 15th, 2005

A rare political excursion for ErosBlog:

Quietly and unanimously, the Senate passed the Real ID Act last week. It's been signed into law. Within a few years you will have a national ID card. Or you'll be an extremely marginal member of society.

Or (and this is not exclusive with option two above) you can join the Real ID Rebellion.

Whatever your politics, remember this: sexual nonconformists always suffer in a police state.

My delete finger is gonna be twitchy in the comments on this thread. I posted the link to help people as angry as I am find like-minded folks who are looking for ways to fight. If you think this is no big deal, please express that opinion elsewhere. Save the debate for your blog. And don't bother with partisan comments -- because no Senator from either party voted against this monstrosity. I'll ruthlessly delete any comments that try to promote or specially accuse either faction of these power-mad bastards.

Posted by Bacchus at 09:53 AM [link] [20 Sex Comments]

Friday, May 13th, 2005

You've probably seen the famous Wally Wood "Disneyland Memorial Orgy" picture before, but the LA Weekly is showing a fairly-high-quality version of it on the web just now. But what caught my eye was the straightforward description of the image. It reads something like an obscenity indictment and something like the the poem an acid-head might write:

Pluto is pissing on a portrait of Mickey Mouse, while the real, bedraggled Mickey is shooting up heroin. His nephews are jerking off as they watch Goofy fucking Minnie Mouse on a combination bed and cash register. The beams shining out from Sleeping Beauty’s Castle are actually dollar signs. Dumbo is simultaneously flying and shitting on an infuriated Donald Duck. Huey, Dewey and Louie are peeking at Daisy Duck’s asshole as she watches the Seven Dwarfs groping Snow White. The prince is snatching a peek of Cinderella’s snatch while trying a glass slipper on her foot. The Three Little Pigs are humping each other in a daisy chain. Jiminy Cricket leers as Tinker Bell does a striptease and Pinocchio’s nose gets longer.

Thanks to Boing Boing for the link.

Posted by Bacchus at 09:58 PM [link] [6 Sex Comments]

Thursday, May 12th, 2005

Throughout my adult life, I've noticed that a standard question for sex advice columnists is the "my partner won't orally pleasure me, what should I do?" question. And for years and years, I've been seeing the same sets of tired suggestions for cajoling him/her into it, leavened with the occasional "learn to do without if you really love them" advice.

Leave it to Dan Savage to put all the cards on the table and acknowledge that the head train has left the station. It's a new century, folks, and standards are higher. The old hangups just won't fly. Sez Dan, in a pair of word-for-word identical responses:

I'm a 24-year-old male and I lost my virginity to my girlfriend last year. She is three years younger than I am, but I am the 10th man that she has fucked. This is not a problem with me as I am not a jealous guy. What bothers me is that she is unwilling to perform oral sex on me. I enjoy giving oral to her. I am really in love with her and could see myself marrying her but I need to be assured that I will get a blowjob at some point in my life. She says she doesn't like the taste of semen, which makes me just the slightest bit jealous because that means she has done this for other men but won't do it for me, a man whom she is ostensibly considering marrying. Been Lost Oral Woman

I am a GGG girlfriend, and I'm up for pretty much anything my boyfriend wants to do. I also love giving head, and he loves receiving it. But he will not reciprocate. We talked about it, and he said he just doesn't eat pussy. This really bothers me, but should I just deal with it if I like him, or is it a dump-worthy problem? Wanting More

Dump her, BLOW. Sucking cock can no longer be regarded as some sort of above-and-beyond-the-call indulgence. Blowjobs are standard. Any make or model that doesn't come with blowjobs should be immediately returned to the showroom.

Dump him, WM. Eating pussy can no longer be regarded as some sort of above-and-beyond-the-call indulgence. Cunnilingus is standard. Any make or model that doesn't come with cunnilingus should be immediately returned to the showroom.

About time somebody said it.

Posted by Bacchus at 02:51 PM [link] [8 Sex Comments]

Wednesday, May 11th, 2005

Vintage bondage photos are everywhere, but these ladies just struck me as prettier than normal for the genre:

Pictures like this also make me wonder whether we didn't lose something when we minimized the number and size and complexity of lady's undergarments....

Posted by Bacchus at 12:40 PM [link] [11 Sex Comments]

Wednesday, May 11th, 2005

Daze says it best: "Fuck You George Lucas!"

Posted by Bacchus at 10:54 AM [link] [4 Sex Comments]

Tuesday, May 10th, 2005

You know that annoying javascript some people put on their web pages so that you can't easily right-click on a photo or link, or select any of the text? I guess it buys protection from dim-witted content thieves who don't know how to "view source", but only at the expense of annoying anyone who wants to right click on a link to open it in a new window. And that's not the only downside to this stupid code.

Three times this week I've tried to link to somebody's sex blog, only to have that idiot javascript kick in when I went to select a key sentence for quoting. And each time, I reacted by clicking away. You don't want me to copy a sentence from your blog? Fine, I won't. No problem. No link, either.

The last one I found popped up an error message reading "This blog is FULLY protected!" when I tried to select a sentence. And it is fully protected, too. Protected, in this case, from being put on the ErosBlog sex blog list, and further protected from appearing in the Thursday edition of the Sex Blog Roundup on Fleshbot.

Posted by Bacchus at 08:39 PM [link] [28 Sex Comments]

Monday, May 9th, 2005

Ron Jeremy tells the world how to make it as a male porn star:

“It sure ain’t rocket science. I hide the bacon, squeeze the weasel, shoot the sherbet, and then the girl says, ‘Thank you’, and then I go off home.”

What? Being a porn star is no harder than drinking with my good buddy Jose? Any fool can do that! You just drink the salt, bite the lime, lick the tequila....

Er, run that by us one more time, wouldja Ron?

Thanks to Fleshbot for the link.

Posted by Bacchus at 07:40 PM [link]

Sunday, May 8th, 2005

The nude girl-wrestling at Ultimate Surrender is always entertaining, but when you look at one of their galleries, you've especially got to look at the last couple of photos, in order to see how their "to the victor go the spoils" philosphy will play out. It's rarely the same twice (although the winners usually aren't far from their large strap-ons) but it's always something. This time, the winner is leading the loser away on a leash:

Posted by Bacchus at 11:53 AM [link] [5 Sex Comments]