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click on the thumbnails.

if you want to buy something, that'd be great. i'm not a rich artist. in fact, i have a non-art-related day job. *gasp!*

scroll to the bottom to buy. $2.50 apiece, $20 for a set of 10, $35 for the entire set of 20.
theyre printed on heavy kraft cardstock and come with a matching envelope. pretty dope.

set 1: cards i can't show grandma.
01 :: if you ever get mauled by bears, i hope they stay away from your face ... because i think you're cute.	02 :: i like to do it with you ... here, here, and here.	03 :: ride me.	04 :: i think about ~~you all the fucking~~ fucking you all the time

05 :: fuck.	06 :: if i had a cellphone, i would program your heartbeat as my ringtone. ...can i come on your face now?	07 :: i'm sorry for: [check one]	08 :: you're easy like the USA Today crossword.

09 :: i'm sure it'll catch up with the rest of your body one day.	10 ::i hope you don't have to fuck as many people this year to find true love.		envelope and packaging

set 2: cards i can show grandma.
11 :: you make me completely retarded.	12 :: puppy love ...	13 :: you were hotter on the internet.	14 :: money can't buy you love, but love can't buy you cargo pants.

15 :: you are the styrofoam peanuts to the poorly-packed cardboard box of my soul.	16 :: you can be hurtful, but i still love you.	17 :: if they made a cartoon of you i would watch it.	18 :: heart broken for the last time. kurt decides to wear his kidney on his sleeve for a change.

19 :: i think i loved you more last year.	20 :: to the best platonic friend ever.		envelope and packaging

shipping:
less than $10, you pay $1.
more than $10. you pay $2.
international: please add $1 extra (button at right)

consume:
buy COMPLETE SET (all 20) $35 (save $15)
buy SET ONE (naughty) (01-10) $20 (save $5)
buy SET TWO (nice) (11-20) $20 (save $5)

if you don't like paypal, you can pay by check, money order, or well-concealed cash. send it on down to:

Jason Sho Green
PO Box 95332
Seattle, WA 98145

remember to include which cards you want and $1 for shipping (flat shipping fee) and $1 extra if you live outside the U.S.

for non-US orders:
you have to pay 1 extra dollar. but that's nothing to you because our dollar sucks right now.

01 bear
03 ride me
05 fuck bunny
07 sorry
09 catchup
11 retarded
13 hotter
15 cardboard
17 cartoon
19 last year

02 here
04 fucking you
06 cellphone
08 easy
10 true love
12 dogs
14 cargo
16 hurtful
18 kidney
20 platonic