June 25, 2004
Michael Moore Gets Drudged
Do you ever find yourself wondering what Matt Drudge thinks of
Michael Moore? Take a look at the pictures on the left (excusing our laughable
Photoshop skills). The "Original" is the Michael Moore photo (saved directly
from drudgereport.com) before it was
"Drudged"--stretched out to an even more unflattering shot of the corpulent
Fahrenheit 9/11 director. Then click on the image to see a screen capture
of Drudge's presentation of the super-sized Michael Moore alongside a
vertically-stretched shot from White Chicks that makes the Wayans
brothers seem thinner. You make the call: Is he trying to pretty-up the
cross-dressers and pork-up the liberal? Next to the "new" Moore, the white
chicks almost look doable. Almost.
