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Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend.
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Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)
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Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.
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Homer:
[drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge,
Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I
loathe him.
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Homer: Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems.
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Ralph: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!
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Lionel
Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran
over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and
replace "dog" with "son."
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Lisa: Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?
Homer: Well, I think the veal died of loneliness.
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