Revenge of Moony, Padfoot, and Prongs

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Author: Hedwigs Queen
Category: Humor Fics
Reviews: 9
Rating: G-PG
Warnings: None
Summary: Harry Potter, is having a hard time thinking of ways to get back at Draco Malfoy. Last year, Malfoy almost killed and embarrassed Harry. Now that Harry has a few friends with him,(one who is actually related to him), Harry can get back at Malfoy. Oh and I know this has nothing to do with the Summary but, in one of the chapters Grawp claims his name is Elizabeth. Attention: THIS IS THE SEQUEL TO MY NAME IS POPPY HOPPERRandom Quote: Well, at least it’s someone related to you Prongs. Remember the last time someone talked to us? I think it was Snivellus! –Padfoot        []

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Hi…yeah I’m back! Did you guys miss me? I missed your reviews! Well, here you go!


“Potter come over here,” came Lily’s voice.
“Evans? What are you doing here? This is the BOY’S dorm.”
“Just come here before anyone sees us. Quickly!”

James Potter got out of bed and followed Lily Evans out of the dormitory. Lily ran into the common room and sat down in front of the fire. She patted the empty seat next to her and looked at James expectantly. James sat down and looked at
Lily.

“So…Evans…what’s up,” asked James.

“I’ll tell you what’s up,” said Lily harshly, “What do you think you were doing back there?”

“Back where?”

Lily lowered her voice so no one could over hear her,

“The GIRL’S dormitory.”

James grinned,

“Looking….”

Lily looked disgusted,

“Looking for what, may I ask?”

“Stuff.”

“We could have been undressing!”

James nodded, grinning,

“I know.”

Lily blushed. She looked James straight in his eyes, James turned away immediately.

“I know you were looking for something else.”
Now it was James’s turn to blush,

“Or someone,” muttered James.

“Excuse me?”

“I was looking for you.”

Lily pretended not to look curious,

“What did you want from me, James?”

James dug deep into his pocket and pulled out a small and velvet box. He held out the box to Lily and Lily took it.

“H…happy Valentines day,” he murmured.

Lily’s eyes shone, she opened it and nearly screamed. Inside it was a silver ring and resting upon the ring, was a big diamond which shone brilliantly in the moonlight.

“James, thank you...but why?”

But just before James could answer, he vanished.

~~A few minutes before the incident in Harry’s world~~

Harry, Ron, and Hermione were all sitting at the Common room, deeply immersed in a whispered conversation.

“Harry, we can’t do, just can’t,” said Hermione in a whining voice.

“Why not,” snapped Ron, “It’s up to him isn’t it?”

“And if we do do it we might be caught this time,” said Hermione.

“What makes this time different from the other time,” Ron asked.

“Well, Snape already knows we once stole his potion ingredients, he might tell.”

“Tell who, Hermione,” asked Ron.

“Well….”

“Oh will you two just SHUT UP,” said Harry wearily.

Harry was leaning over the Marauder’s Map and was studying it. It was true that Harry wanted to use the polyjuice potion to find out something about Draco and spread it all about the school, but Hermione was right, it was too risky.

Harry was supposed to do his homework, but he kept getting distracted by the Marauders Map. He always liked to look at it.

Harry looked down at the Marauder’s Map and started to twirl his quill absentmindedly between his fingers. A drop of ink fell onto the Map and disappeared. Harry frowned and leaned toward the map. The map reminded him of Tom Riddle’s diary. Harry couldn’t help but feel curious. He dipped his quill into his ink bottle and wrote:

Hello, my name is Harry Potter

Harry waited excitedly and almost shrieked with pleasure when he saw 3 replies,

Potter? Wow, Prongs have you been keeping something from us? –Padfoot

No!-Prongs

Who are you Harry?-Moony

Harry smiled and replied,

Prongs’ son

Harry sat back and waited,

Do you think you can fool me? –Prongs

Now, Now, Prongs he might be telling the truth. –Moony

Say, who did Prongs marry?-Padfoot

Harry chuckled and wrote,

Lily Evans

EVANS? –Prongs

Sweet. –Padfoot

Harry smiled and called Ron and Hermione over. They walked over and looked at the map. Both mouths dropped.

SWEET? It’s my dream come true! –Prongs

I have some questions for you Harry. –Moony

Harry frowned and answered,

Ok…Shoot.

How did you come across our map? –Moony

A Christmas present –Harry

From whom? –Prongs

My friend’s Brothers –Harry

Tell me, where are you? –Moony

Hogwarts –Harry

Hogwarts? Wow…my son is learning, good boy! –Prongs

Thank You –Harry

Well, at least it’s someone related to you Prongs. Remember the last time someone talked to us? I think it was Snivellus! –Padfoot

Yeah, at least he didn’t speak to us in person Oh thank you God! –Prongs

What do you mean? –Harry

Did you know you can summon us and speak to us in person? –Moony

You can? –Harry

Sure! Just give us a job! –Prongs

Ron looked excited, “Revenge on Malfoy!”

Harry grinned and wrote feverishly,

There is something you can do for me! –Harry

Name it. –Prongs

Revenge. –Harry

Oooh! –Moony

On whom? –Padfoot

Draco Malfoy. –Harry

WHAT? I’m related to the Malfoys! –Padfoot

It’s on. –Prongs

Harry looked questionably at Ron and Hermione and wrote back,

Is that a yes? –Harry

Yup. –Prongs

Indeed. –Moony

How are you getting out? –Harry

Well, it’s quite easy. –Moony

Oh is it? –Padfoot

Indeed, all we have to do is remember a time we all enjoyed, mind you it has to be in fifth year, and think about it. –Moony

Why? –Harry

Simple, when we are needed we have to come to the person in need in our bodies. Our bodies are not stored in this map, but in the past. We had to record a wonderful moment in this map, so that when we are summoned we are in a good mood. The beauty of this is, when our bodies come back to the past we, that is our past selves, won’t remember. But WE will remember everything. I sometimes amaze myself. –Moony

I picked the time when I kissed Evans on Valentines Day. –Prongs

The time I picked was when I helped take off Snape’s pants. –Padfoot

Erm, the time I picked was when I got the highest test score in History of Magic. –Moony

Snore. –Prongs

Let’s do it then. –Harry

Stand back. –Moony


Harry, Ron, and Hermione stood back and held their breath. Hermione couldn’t help but giggle and smile. Harry saw the map had started shaking and moving. All of a sudden a hand started to emerge from the top and started to grope around. Then the hand started to move upwards and Harry could see a head trying to get out of the map. The boy’s hair was very messy and unkempt. It was Harry’s father. Harry ran towards James and helped him out of the map. James jumped off the table and looked around.

“So this is the future Hogwarts,” asked James.

“Yeah…”

“And you are Harry Potter? My son? Is this a mirror or something? Whoa!”

Ron and Hermione were in a corner, Hermione was covering her eyes. James noticed Ron and Hermione and looked down at himself. He blushed.

“You got any spare robes?”

Ron stepped forward and grabbed James’s hand, he pulled him toward the staircase and they both walked up. Harry was speechless and couldn’t help but feel a little scared. What if someone found out about James and did something to him.

Harry looked back at the Map and saw another hand groping around. Harry rushed forward and pulled Sirius Black out of the map. Sirius jumped down and looked at Harry.

“James? Where’s your son?”

“I’m Harry,” said Harry hoarsely.

“Whoa, a mirror image!”

Harry looked at Sirius and snorted.

“Uum, Padfoot, you do know where the boy’s dorms are…right?”

“Yes.”

“You better get up there and find James.”

“Why,” asked Sirius.

Harry put his mouth to Sirius’s right ear and whispered,

“You are naked.”

Sirius blushed and rushed upstairs.

Harry closed his eyes and opened them, trying to rid the image of a naked Sirius out of his mind. Harry looked back at the map and saw yet another hand. Harry ran towards it and pulled Remus Lupin out of the map. Remus got out and smiled.
“Hello Harry.”

“You actually knew who I was? You didn’t even mistake me for James,” said Harry.

“Well,” said Remus smiling, “You do look amazingly like James, but your eyes are Lily’s.”

Harry smiled and made his way up the stairs, followed by Remus.

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Later that day Harry, Ron, Hermione, James, Sirius, and Moony were all sitting in the boy’s dorm. James was sitting on Harry’s bed, fully clothed. Remus was sitting with Ron, and Sirius was on Seamus’s bed along with Hermione. James was staring at Harry and Harry was staring back at him, both were speechless. Remus cleared his throat and smiled at Harry.

“Well, Harry, this place looks nice.”

James snorted, “Real nice.”

Harry smiled and looked at Sirius, who was looking around the dorm.

“Hasn’t changed much,” said Sirius.

James was looking at Harry’s drawer, which was full of clothing. On top of the drawer lay a quill, a piece of parchment, and a photo album. Harry could tell James wanted to look inside it. Harry smiled and said,

“Go ahead.”

James grinned and grabbed the photo album. He opened it and looked at the first page, his eyes shining.

“That’s me and Evans. I look good. And that’s you,” said James showing the album to Harry.

Now everyone joined James and the bed was so small, that Harry had to sit on the floor. James turned the page and looked at it in awe. There was a photograph of Lily, James, and Sirius at the wedding. Sirius’s mouth dropped,

“That’s me!”

James grinned. He patted Sirius on the back and turned the page.

Once James was done looking through the album, he put it aside and looked at Harry.

“Uum, can ask you something?”

“Go ahead,” said Harry grinning.

“Where are Evans and I now?”

Harry’s stomach dropped. He was not expecting this. Nor was he ready to tell him. But he had to. Harry took a deep breath and said,

“Dead.”

“D…dead,” repeated James quietly.

Harry nodded. Hermione’s eyes filled with tears. Sirius and Remus had gone quiet.

“How did we die,” asked James.

“You were murdered by…by…Lord Voldemort.”

James jumped, Remus shuddered, and Ron made a funny squeaking noise.

“Murdered?’

Harry nodded. Sirius bowed his head. He then looked at Harry and asked,

“What about me?”

Harry was not expecting this either. Well here it goes,

“Dead, you were murdered by Bellatrix Lestrange,” said Harry hoarsely.

Sirius and James looked at each other and then at Remus.

“Remus isn’t dead,” Harry turned to Remus, “You’re alive.”

Remus didn’t look happy at all,

“And Peter?”

Harry had just realized that Wormtail wasn’t there. Harry looked at James, Sirius, and Remus and said,

“It’s best you don’t know,” said Harry